I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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