Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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