Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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