yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I will pee on everything he values.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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