She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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