i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
