You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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