And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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