so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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