she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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