chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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