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My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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