There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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