the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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