Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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