I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
i think i just lost a toe
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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