Need sex. Gaining weight.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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