Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
