Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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