have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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