i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize