HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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