last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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