So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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