I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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