WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
