I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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