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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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