He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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