Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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