About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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