Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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