He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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