Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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