You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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