Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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