did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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