Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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