It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
