do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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