I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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