He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
