Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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