Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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