is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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