what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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