I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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