just come out here and I will go home with you...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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