In the future we'll all be gay
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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