whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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