yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Im part way to drunk.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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