haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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