Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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