she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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