he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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